Best Aussie Limericks from Year 5 students - 2012
A K and R A
There was once a man with a bush fly
Who just happened to love meat pie
Then he went to bed
And then he said
I feel like I’m going to die
J G and C C
There once was a young man named Hugh,
Who was not able to chew.
He once ate baked beans,
That spilled down his jeans.
And that was the end of his shoe.
L G and X T
There was once a guy named Fred,
Who had a mate called Ned.
While making a movie,
He bought Fred a smoothie,
But Fred spilt it in his bed.
O A and D A-S
There was once a driver named Brock,
His driving skills were as solid as a rock,
He took the town by storm,
With his unique driving form,
But his life soon hit a road block.
There was once a young boy named Paul,
He loved his friend the cricket ball,
The ball flew away,
So Paul went astray,
And then found the ball in Nepal.
R M and T C
There once was a roo called Ned
Who had a friend called Fred
He had very sharp claws
That cut like chainsaws
And now his poor friend is dead
W M, S L and C M
There once was a bloke called Kelly
Who had a big pot belly
He ate a meat pie
And just happened to die
That was the end of poor Kelly!
D P and A S
There once was a clever dingo,
Who knew how to play bingo,
He could play all day,
In every which way,
Including while doing the limbo.
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J W and M K
There once was a man named Tucker
Who drank a very hot cuppa
He took a sip
It burnt his lip
And now he’s dead, poor sucker!
S M and O
There once was a man called Bob
He went to look for a job
He went to Oz
Climbed Mt Koz
Then he found a job at the hob
S A and J E
“It’s all right vegemite”
Declared a man with all his might
He said “put it on toast
But not on a roast
Because that just wouldn’t be right”
D S, N L and D S
There once was a little black mozzie
Who lived in someone’s cozzie
He drank all their ale
Until he want pale
And now he’s a very strong Auzzie
J C and H L
There was once a boy called Jack
Who had a very strong back
He got into a fight
With some vegemite
And now he has a very black eye
N S and J I
Once there was a man called Ned Kelley
And he was extremely smelly
He went to Sydney but he
Ate a lot of kidney
And got a pain in his belly.
S D and J M
There once was a boy, who played cricket,
Who stood in front of the wicket
He got himself out,
Then screamed about
And that was the end of cricket |
